I have to say, the service at Affinity Eye Care was absolutely spectacular. Mary, the manager, was a
... Show Moren absolute delight to work with—warm, personable, and genuinely helpful.
Andreas and Dina deserve special recognition for their role in what turned out to be a surprisingly consequential eyewear consultation. I was completely torn between two pairs of glasses. As I tried them on, the word “distinguished” was bandied about quite liberally.
One pair gave me the appearance of a respected, tenured college professor—the kind of man who could hold a fascinating lecture on European history and then assign you 40 pages of reading.
The other pair? Well… apparently I looked like a sexy Latin dance instructor.
Andreas and Dina made compelling arguments for both looks, but they also pointed out something I hadn't considered: given my current single relationship status, selecting the right pair could potentially have implications well beyond simply improving my vision. 😂
At that point, the pressure was enormous. Was I choosing distinguished? Was I choosing sexy? Was I choosing academia? Was I choosing salsa?
After much deliberation, I arrived at the only logical conclusion: I bought both pairs.
Why limit myself to one potential personality when I could apparently have two?
Huge thanks to Mary, Andreas, and Dina for the spectacular service, the expert guidance, and what may have been the most entertaining eyeglass-shopping experience I've ever had. If you're looking for great glasses—and possibly a little assistance with your romantic prospects—I highly recommend Affinity Eye Care!